Romance & Pastry

Sex is kind of like cake
It starts off good
You first just have it plain
Then you start to get bored of normal plain cake

You figure
Well I really like cake
Why not spice it up a bit?

So you add some icing
Maybe some cream
And you start to remember
Why you loved cake in the first place

Then you start to add more and more to it
Because you have grown bored of it again
And it gets to the point where
After you have had it
You spend twenty minutes in the bathroom
Throwing up

Now I remember why I stopped have cake.