(Something like this...)

I wish I could tell myself that this was destined to happen, that I was never cut out to be a thief, that somehow I would be allowed free from the chains that bind me. Of course, I know the truth. I made a mistake, underestimating the traps placed around that particular box, and I was now paying for it. But... before I begin to ramble, let me at least tell you what happened.
My name is Raidy Koizumi, and I'm not normally even into thievery. But, one day, I was just minding my own business, and who should come toward me but a young girl who had lost her brother to the unjust authorities. She asked me to help her, and feeling sorry for her sake, I obliged. Of course I couldn't just break in and break out with the boy; I can handle one, maybe two guards on my own, but I'm not taking down an army at once, which is exactly what would have happened if I had taken a more direct approach. My original plan had been to steal the jail keys from the warden, give the patrolling guards a small dose of anesthetic, and get out quickly with the kid. The plan got as far as getting to the keys, at which point I was ambushed from behind by not only the warden and his personal guards, but the girl who had played so heavily on my emotion and convinced me to join in this folly.
Seriously, not my fault, right? Anyway, I am currently standing in front of a large crowd. My sword has been taken away, and my armor and clothing has been all but lost. All I am wearing right now is a too tight collar suspended by a rope to an overhanging ceiling, and a white cloth that very loosely covers my chest and comes down to mid-thigh, wrapping around in the back, and my arms are chained to the same ceiling.
"The next item up on our auction is this young red-haired woman! We just recently caught her, and she looks like one hell of a firebrand, not to mention the fact that she looks like she could make anyone's bedroom their favorite room, if you know what I mean! Opening bid at 600!" he called out, and I close my eyes angrily as the numbers begin to come out.
I will never be taken by these men completely. I may curse my luck today, but I know that my spirit will never be broken.
That's what she says. Looking for someone to take her spirit to its breaking point._________________

This is Chen.
Chen is a catgirl.
Chen is a member of a dying race.
This is because everytime you the reader bring real life physics into an anime, God kills a catgirl from that anime.
Chen is the only catgirl in Touhou.
Please. Don't bring real life physics into Touhou.
*This message has been sponsored by the Nekomimi Association of Anime*