The Misadventures of Loving Theives! (Mature/Private)

THE Scizorman · Number of posts: 2220 Age: 23 Location: Texas Registration date: 2008-12-02

Rick looked over at Lena with a confused expression. "Why is it that you want a child?" He said. "I mean, if you become pregnant, you'll become huge and such!" He was putting his foot in his mouth again. "I can't see you with a huge belly either!" He said with a chuckle. He heard the option of adopting. "I don't know. Don't we have to get tied down to a home first? That means that we actually have to be tied to the government. There's too many loose ends that we have to tie up before we would be able to adopt." He took a pose that showed that he was thinking. "Although... If was were to adopt a boy, we can get him into pick pocketing for some extra money. Hmm... But the process is too long." He ended up hopping on the bed onto of Lena. "Why adopt when making one is so much more fun?" He kissed her and giggled. He rolled off her and stared at her. "Why do you want a child so suddenly, Love?"

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There are two types of unknowns, the known unknowns. That is the stuff that you know that you don't know. Then there is the unknown unknown. They are the things that you don't know that you don't know. I am trying to prepare for the unknown unknown!

Elmina

She lightly pulled her arms away. "Okay...okay..." she said to him. "But...Rick, you can be so obnoxious sometimes." she told him. She turned around and layed down on the bed. "I'm sorry..." she said to him. She was thinking. "But...maybe taking a break...and getting a kid would be nice...or adopting, a child." she told him. "I want a cute adorable boy...besides you." she looked over at him. Then sat up. Thinking for a minute she stood up. "Please, can we adopt a kid?" she asked him. She put her arms around him trying to make him change his mind. "Please?"

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You are annoying, so don't look, or talk to me...

THE Scizorman · Number of posts: 2220 Age: 23 Location: Texas Registration date: 2008-12-02

Rick was shocked that Lena was talking to him like that. He had no idea why she was mad at him. "What?" He asked. "What's wrong with celebrating a good job?" He asked oblivious that Lena was being sarcastic in the car earlier. "I mean, what's there to be sad about." He took her by the hands and started to twirl with her with a smile on his face. He was trying to cheer her up from whatever he pissed her off about. "We are rich beyond belief! We aren't tied down by any rules! We are freer that the birds in the sky! We are living life and living it well! *sings* So pucker up and cheer up! Put on a happy face!" He said with a smile. His singing usually calmed Lena down from anything.

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There are two types of unknowns, the known unknowns. That is the stuff that you know that you don't know. Then there is the unknown unknown. They are the things that you don't know that you don't know. I am trying to prepare for the unknown unknown!

Elmina

Lena stared at him angrily. "You...are terrible!" she told him. Then pushed him away. "I don't want anything right now." she walked over to the side of the bed and layed down. "I'm not sure..." she told him. Then shook her head. She turned over. "I'm going to rest a little bit..." she told him then changed her mind. "Actually...I'm sorry Rick..." she told him. She stood up and walked over to him. She sat down on the bed beside him. "I really am..." she said again. "But...you can be such a jerk sometimes!" she exclaimed. She was angry now. Her husband didn't seem to understand in the car that she was being sarcastic half the time, or just wanted to ignore it and act like an idiot. She calmed down again and lowered her eyes staring at the ground.

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You are annoying, so don't look, or talk to me...

THE Scizorman · Number of posts: 2220 Age: 23 Location: Texas Registration date: 2008-12-02

Rick smiled as he wrapped his right arm over Lena's shoulder and pulled her close. He had a big smile on his face. "That's what I'm talking about my dear!" He exclaimed. "We should cross the land, swindling everyone at a time!" He gave a belly filled laugh after his statement. he returned his hands to the wheel as they were heading towards a hotel. He made sure that all the bags were secure before exiting the car with them. He got them the penthouse sweet at the best hotel in town. When they were in the room. He dropped the bag and tackled Lena onto the bed. "HI!" He said simply as he was holding her close. "How about we order room service and get the most expensive champagne, Love?"

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There are two types of unknowns, the known unknowns. That is the stuff that you know that you don't know. Then there is the unknown unknown. They are the things that you don't know that you don't know. I am trying to prepare for the unknown unknown!

Elmina

(I'll have a pic later, sorry...having troubles with it.)

Lena gave Rick a disproving look when he drove near the kids. Then laid back and watched the road. "Well...we could always stop...we DO, have enough money for everything we want." she told him. "Anyways....sure, let's go wherever, to rob and buy somethin'." She looked outside her window. "Maybe..." she muttered but didn't continue. "Alright...never mind about the kid thing..." she told him. "Because being theives is sooo...much better!" she told him. "We don't have a darling little boy or girl to love or care for..." she told him, then looked outside upset and sad at the same time.

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You are annoying, so don't look, or talk to me...

THE Scizorman · Number of posts: 2220 Age: 23 Location: Texas Registration date: 2008-12-02

(Aww... no pic? jk. you don't have to have one if you don't want to. It would be nice to know what my character's wife looks like. Smile

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Rick steered towards the kids and almost hit him. He moved the car out the way at the last second. He as laughing a little bit. "Aww... that was almost 200 points." He laughed as he looked at his wife when she mentioned kids. "You're talking about kids again?" He asked with a smile. "I told you before that we are having too much of a good time to be tied down by kids. I mean, this is great." He took out a map to look. "Hmm... We should deposit our cash periodically and sporadically as we make our way to Colorado. We can then hit up a bank in Kansas City!" He said with a smile. "We shouldn't worry about our next heist! It's a time for celebration! We should be partying likes it's 1995!" He tends to get phrases wrong time to time. He chuckled. "I'm sure that you would like another diamond studded necklace, My Dear." He said as he took a bundle of cash and waved it.

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There are two types of unknowns, the known unknowns. That is the stuff that you know that you don't know. Then there is the unknown unknown. They are the things that you don't know that you don't know. I am trying to prepare for the unknown unknown!

Elmina

The woman looked worried for a minute then calmed down. "Geez, people, well, as long as we have a different costume for everything, it'll be okay." she laughed a little bit then looked over at her husband. "Wherever you want to go dear, I don't care where we go next." As they were driving she saw a couple of kids walking. "Aww." she thought but didn't say anything. Then she desided to talk. "Kids, are so cute..." she looked over at her husband then desided to change the subject. "So, do you have an idea where we can go?" she asked him.

After a minute she looked out the window letting him think about where to go next. Lena closed her eyes just thinking about what they would do afterwords.

THE Scizorman · Number of posts: 2220 Age: 23 Location: Texas Registration date: 2008-12-02

It was a midsummer's afternoon. There were people in the First Northside Bank, making their transactions. The times were peaceful and calm. Suddenly, two figures appeared in the doors with trenchcoats. They were both blonde and wearing masks from the Looney Tunes. One was Daffy, the man, the other was Sylvester the cat. They were doing the robbery in the voices of the masks they were wearing. They weren't taken seriously, until someone was shot. The hostages were scared because of the act. They were in and out in no time flat. They made it to their car and drove away with their stash.

The tunes in the car was blasting as the couple were laughing hysterically. There was a big bag of money in the backseat. Next to the bag was a different set of clothes and masks. There was a guy driving and a hot girl in the passenger seat. Suddenly, the radio stopped the music and changed to the news people. "Attention, viewers! We have just confirmed that the First Northside Bank had just been robbed by the two people. The details are still sketchy because they were in and out, but we are to believe that it's from the same duo as the other banks. Police have not been able to identify the car that robbed the place. Please be on the lookout for a blue Hummer with a couple inside. They both have blonde hair and are armed and dangourous." The radio was turned off and the man started to laugh. "Really? Blonde hair!? That's incorrect SIR! That's DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPICABLE!" He said with a smile, imitating Daffy Duck. "Rick 'Slick' McCool isn't a blonde!" He turned to his wife. "I believe that was our best heist ever! So smooth!" Slick said with a smile. "Where should we hit up next!"

(ooc: I hope you like it.)

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There are two types of unknowns, the known unknowns. That is the stuff that you know that you don't know. Then there is the unknown unknown. They are the things that you don't know that you don't know. I am trying to prepare for the unknown unknown!